Keith Friberg

Keith Friberg Nrgize Cafe Wellington Keith Friberg and his employees re-form the Ku Klux Klan!!! Wellington, Florida

10th of Nov, 2010 by User659485

I did my usual 5:00 p.m. gym-run today, as I pulled up to the parking lot to find it jammed-pack full of cars, including police and SWAT vehicles. As I approached the entrance of the gym, it was impossible NOT to notice to my right stood 3 burning crosses directly in front of the gym! "What kind of sick people would do such a thing?!", I said out loud.
I opened the door to the gym to find at least a dozen cops and SWAT team members standing in the foyer of the gym, all turned and facing the smoothie counter. I couldn't see what was going on yet, as I was behind several really tall cops. As I glanced out into the gym, I could see no one was working out. Everyone was on his or her knees, all bowing down towards the smoothie counter as well. Every single gym member was chanting some sort of eerie prayer, as some said "we're not worthy" over and over again as they bowed on their knees. "What in God's name is going on here?", I asked one of of the cops. He turned around and said "shhhh....Keith is making a statement."
I squeezed and cut through everyone who was blocking my view so I could see what the heck was going on. As I made it to the front, I couldn't believe my eyes what I saw! Behind and on top of the smoothie counter stood about six or seven people dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits! I was simply mortified! The outfits were so vintage-looking; they were the classic all white robes with the spooky white hoodies with the eye holes in the front, with the hat that stood up to a point! Everything was white, and they had Nazi symbols on the shoulders!
As I stood and listened to what they were saying, the leader on top of the smoothie counter brought up the prices of the smoothies! "If they don't like our smoothie prices, they can stick it!", he said, screaming at the top of his lungs. Cheers and ovations erupted immediately after with people chanting "Stick it! Stick it! Stick it!" Then, immediately after, the leader announced that the smoothie prices just tripled! Again, standing ovations and cheers erupted throughout the gym, as the leader than screamed "Hail!", and stuck his left arm up and out in front of him. "Hail!" the entire gym repeated as they stuck their arms out in front of them as well.
The other members behind the smoothie counter then grabbed what looked like a huge white bed sheet with the letters "KKK" written in red across the front of it. Underneath the letters spelled the words "Keith Keith Keith". The red lettering on the sheet must've been some kind of flammable material, because after holding the sheet up in front of everyone, the KKK members behind the smoothie counter lit the sheet on fire so only those letters "KKK" were burning. It was quite the sight to see! I was beginning to come around myself!
The members then grabbed a microphone and said that "our leader is now going to reveal himself." The leader then grabbed a hold of the top of his mask, and pulled his mask off! To my amazement, the leader was none other than legendary Syracuse football star Keith Friberg!!! The crowd in the gym immediately began to uproar as they again all simultaneously yelled "HAIL!"
After about 10 minutes of uproar and commotion, Keith Friberg motioned for them to quiet down. He announced that "The moment is here that you all have been waiting for." He then announced that "one will not be able to set foot in this gym or at my smoothie counter unless you are WHITE!" The entire gym began to cheer and give each other high fives. Keith then screamed "White power!" into the microphone, and followed up with raising his arm up and out again. The crowd screamed back "HAIL! White power!" Keith then made one final announcement... that his smoothie prices are being tripled for the upcoming holiday season! "My smoothies are going from $10 to $30, and I don't care if you like it or not!", Keith yelled before finally grabbing the rest of his KKK family and heading in the room behind the smoothie counter.
This was a very uncomfortable experience for me. "Why would this guy have fans?!", I thought to myself. Why is everyone cheering him on that he has raised his smoothie prices? And how could he get away with renewing the Ku Klux Klan?! These were questions that had to be answered, and I knew I had to get to the bottom of it. I could not allow this to happen. I wasn't going to let this guy rip people off any further.

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