With much regret, I placed an order with Essay Empire on September 27th. Within the agreed-upon time frame, I received my essay. Upon reading it, all looked okay to me, but I'm terrible at writing papers (which is why I ordered from them in the first place), and anything looks good to me.

So, I turned it in, and a few days later, I received my grade: a big, fat ZERO! My instructor said she cannot accept the paper for a few reasons: 1) "It's an old paper", 2) "I need to familiarize myself with the word 'plagiarism'", and 3) "The content had nothing to do with the subject matter".

I sent Essay Empire an email - a very friendly email - asking what their policies are in a situation like this. I did not ASK FOR, DEMAND, or even SUGGEST a refund. I promptly received a reply: "Could you please send us the plagiarism report or the link to the original text. Your order will be refunded and the cheating writer will be fired". Hey!! What good sports, huh? Nah...

The rest of my complaint is just me emailing them FIVE times and getting no response. They do not have a phone number listed anywhere on their site, and I'm sure this is no coincidence; the lines would be burning up.

I paid $67.00 for this paper. This may be chump change to some people, but, to me, it's a lot to have wasted. I wish I could shove this money down their throat. It'd be a real shame if they choked on it.

Everybody, one more time? DO NOT PATRONIZE THESE CLOWNS!