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| Yelp Yelp Yelp.com CEO caught using drugs, racial slurs at party San Francisco, California |
| 11th of May, 2011 by User381320 |
Some of you may have heard the hype regarding the controversial site
Yelp.com in the news over the last year. We have received several
letters and calls from our viewers who have expressed serious concern
over the site. We have decided to launch an investigation of our own into Yelp and it's
founder, Jeremy Stoppelman. We have sent an undercover investigator to
get to the bottom of Jeremy's motives, but we uncovered more than we
bargained for. For the safety of our investigator, we shall call him
simply "Joe". Due to the sensitive nature of our investigation, we have
decided to keep all parties involved anonymous in order to protect them
from retaliation. But we don't want to jump ahead here. First we want to expose what we
discovered about Yelp.com and the scripts the site uses. Two IT analysts
from Washington discovered that Yelp.com actually exploits users who
visit the site. Yelp installs malware onto the unsuspecting users
computer and harvests personal information. They have concluded that
simply visiting Yelp.com puts you at an increased risk of a cyber attack
since Yelp installs software that they use to steal your personal
information. We found this very disturbing. So as if that wasn't disturbing enough, we sent our undercover investigator to get close to Jeremy Stoppelman. Our investigator, Joe has years of experience blending in
and learning how to get friendly with high profile individuals. So after
a few weeks of doing what he does best, Stoppelman started talking.
What you are about to learn may disturb you. Joe uncovered a lot of disturbing information about Stoppelman. Joe got
close enough to Stoppelman to meet him at several locations. On one
occasion, Stoppelman admitted to our investigator that he "loves
cocaine". After making this statement, our undercover investigator asked
Stoppelman : "You're kidding, right?". Stoppelman replied, "Does it
look like I'm kidding?" and pulled out a small bag of cocaine and placed
it on the table. Stoppelman proceeded to cut a "line" and snorted the
cocaine while our investigator just sat there, trying not to look
disgusted. Jeremy repeatedly tried to offer Joe a line of cocaine. A week later, Stoppelman contacted our investigator Joe again (he is
very careful not to use his cell phone number, which we have but have
chosen not to release). He told him about a party that night and asked
if Joe wanted to go with him. Of course, Joe said absolutely. They got
to the party at 11:15 PM. It was at a private mansion in a secluded
area. Joe described it as surreal. A beautiful gated entrance followed
by a long winding driveway. Upon entering the mansion, we were greeted by two "women" who offered us
drinks. But something was wrong. It turned out that those "women" were
not really women at all. Joe explained to us that both had deep voices
and Adam's apples. The two guided us downstairs to where the DJ was playing. To Joe's unpleasant surprise, he found
several men engaging in sexual acts with one another. At this point,
Jeremy turned to Joe and said "What's wrong?" and placed his arm
around him. Joe, a confessed homophobe, said to Jeremy "I'm sorry
Jeremy this is not my kind of party". At that point, Jeremy became very angry, throwing his glass at a wall.
He said to Joe "I thought you were interested in me". Joe, trying to
keep his composure, politely excused himself from the mansion.
On his way out, he heard Jeremy utter a very insulting remark
aimed at an African American male who was at the party. He told him "Get
the fuck out Nigger". The African American man, who was clearly
intoxicated - was escorted out by two security guards. Unfortunately, due to Jeremy's highly erratic lifestyle and violent
tendencies, we weren't able to continue our investigation. However, we
believe that we have done our job to expose Jeremy Stoppelman for the
person that he really is. We just got more than we bargained for. While we were planning to release photos of Jeremy Stoppelman during the
course of this investigation within the next few weeks, we have decided
not to do so since the photos were too gruesome. |
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