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Senator Bob Corker Bob Corker, Senator Corker Senator Corker Accepts Money from Payday Lenders Like W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash, Hurting the Wo |
2nd of Jun, 2011 by User686439 |
Senator Bob Corker was elected by the people to represent their better interests. Unfortunately, it is widely known that Senator Bob Corker does no such thing. Senator Bob Corker is for sale, and, strangely, very cheaply. In exchange for only $31,000, Senator Bob Corker helped passed legislation protecting the seedy predatory or payday lending industry. That's right, folks! W. Allan Jones, self-proclaimed "Granddaddy of Payday Lending" and owner of Check Into Cash, generously contributed $31,000 to Senator Bob Corker's campaign. It can only be assumed that friends and family of W. Allan Jones and Check Into Cash were prompted to donate as well. The thing to wonder about is why Senator Bob Corker sold himself to the payday industry so cheaply? $31,000 from W. Allan Jones, who is reportedly worth $500,000,000? I wonder if Senator Bob Corker also received free yacht rides, free private plane trips, free meals at the crumbling Bald Headed Bistro, or any other perks. Shame on you, Senator Bob Corker, for selling yourself at a cut-rate price to W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash, and the seedy payday industry. |
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Senator Bob Corker, eager paid political lapdog of Check Into Cash, W. Allan Jones, and Jones Management: Please do us all a favor and resign. You have accepted so many favors and contributions from W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash, Jones Management, and big banking that you can't possible consider yourself fair, balanced, or impartial. You owe too many people too many favors, Senator Corker. Your lobbying so faithfully (got to keep those contributions coming in!) for W. Allan Jones, Check Into Cash, Jones Management, and big banking make you seem greedy and undignified. It certainly doesn't benefit the people who actually elected you into office. W. Allan Jones only gets ONE vote come election time, right? Right?
Please regain your integrity and start representing the people who elected you, Senator Bob Corker. |
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W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash, who in the hell do you think you are? The W. Allan Jones I know is a sloppy, ignorant, boorish, self-centered, arrogant, child-like, miserable, bloated moron who thinks he is better than everyone else. What a piece of shit you are, W. Allan Jones.
You love to brag about all of your generous donations, but we all know you won't donate anything unless your name is plastered all over it. You won't even plant a twig without a bronze plaque proclaiming your largesse. Speaking of "large, " (I know I said "largesse" but I don't care), have you considered getting your money back for your weight loss surgery. I mean, ummm, the jig is up, W. Allan Jones. I don't think it worked.
You are a petulant pig and I just LOATHE you. I hate seeing your face, I hate seeing your cars, and I hate seeing your fat ass. |
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Check Into Cash needs to be reorganized for sure. Better yet, why not just clean the place out completely and start all over, it would definitely be cheaper. Don't worry, you really won't be losing any talent. Check Into Cash, W. Allan Jones, and Jones Management are definitely the lowest of the low -- a major hornet's nest of cut-throat bottom feeders.
The "corporate" climate at W. Allan Jones' Check Into Cash would make an excellent movie -- anyone see "Horrible Bosses"? That movie was hilarious, but if they had talked to me first, it would be even funnier. Maybe they will make a "Horrible Bossses 2" featuring pompous, preening jackass W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash, Cleveland, Tennessee's "sparkling jewel".
W. Allan Jones is a ginormous dickhead! Please, do yourself a favor and check out the Bald Headed Bistro (the crumbling, out-of-date, bitter restaurant W. Allan Jones created) and see if W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash might grace you with his presence. You can't miss him -- he will be the one with a giant "scotch slurpee" in a red plastic cup bellowing orders and maybe even firing people for not showing him enough deference.
There is a space in front of the Bald Headed Bistro that is reserved for W. Allan Jones of Check Into Cash at all times in case he decides to get into one of his luxury cars -- you can't miss it, W. Allan Jones' reserved space is better than a handicap space -- sorry, you'll have to use a wheelchair ramp elsewhere. Just a rich hillbilly with no manners, no clue, no sense, and a huge pot belly.
Can you say yuck? |
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