Paradise Canyon Vacation - Sharks In Paradise Yes there are sharks at Paradise Canyon Vacation, these predators the tele marketers the creatures of the night who call every evening can smell a $10,000 membership fee victim from miles away, the biggest of these sharks is Wendy The Horrible, with a shrilling voice that can awaken the dead, she came to Paradise Canyon Vacation from another travel agency and brags about being the best sales agent, next we have the great brown shark Ozzie and MTs employee making $20 and his girlfriend $35 an hour, yet he likes to scam innocent people out of thousands of dollars for minimum wage, as a hobby this tall black skinny
anorexic black man buys stolen sports jerseys from Rob at the rate of 1 per week, then we have Rob who is a unemployed repo man who moon lights selling stolen sports jerseys at Paradise Canyon call centre for several years , lets not forget Loren for without him employees cant get stolen xbox, playstation and pc games and blu ray movies, Loren's biggest customer is Dave , Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left, Dave is an alcoholic with prison tatoos, who comes in to work every other
week with a black eye from bar fights, and misses days off work when he goes on a drinking binge, when approached about the stolen xbox, playstaion, pc games and movies Noel the manager said it was alright as long as employee got good prices, wouldn't you love to have an understanding boss like Noel, from the Catherine clan we have her son Tyler who gets only the easy rebooks and expo sheets, he is a smooth talker on the phone who wants to scam as many people as possible to make his momma proud, back by popular demand is Jessie who was gone for awhile, who is such a good con artist he once scammed a
business and booked 3 leads to go home early with pay. Let us not forget Edna, Noel's favorite Filipino, all the other Filipinos Noel fired, which is unusual since Noel is a Filipino himself, Edna we beleive is schizophrenic with at least 3 personalities she uses on calls , aka Jenna, Ella and lastly she has added Britney, she is a short fat lady but we all just call her Snooki. Beware
the sharks of Paradise canyon, and don't let these scam artists take a bite of you or your wallet or purse. Did we forgot Rod the Megaladon Noel's boss out of Calgary, Alberta the 52-foot (16-metre) version of the White Shark with jaws large enough to engulf a rhino. Picture Captions 1. Noel not happy at break time when his tele marketers didn't scam, oops didn't get any leads 2. Wendy The Horrible, Paradise Canyon Vacation best predator she can smell a $10,000 membership victim miles away 3. "Help! Help! one of Paradise Canyon Vacation tele marketing sharks has got me." 4. Paradise Canyon Vacation salesman with a $10,000 membership fee victim. 5. Dave Noel's right hand man who sometimes uses his left praising one of his tele marketing sharks after scamming, oops getting a sale. |
