Last month, I hired Keith Friberg, owner of "Cafe Body" a.k.a. "Nrgize Cafe" to cater my wedding to sell his famous smoothies as appetizers during the reception. What a mistake this was. First of all, I found it strange that Keith didn't give me a flat rate. I figured it would be maybe a thousand dollars for the mere three hours that he'd be working there. Instead, Keith had told me "it depends how many smoothies I sell." So, I figured, with only 80 guests, that maybe 50 smoothies would be sold. Well, this is how this nightmare started... Keith showed up to my wedding wearing a navy blue T-shirt that read "I Bleed Orange" on the front. On the back, it simpy said his last name: "Friberg". He was also wearing cargo shorts and flip-flops. I couldn't believe this is how he showed up to work my wedding! As we were having appetizers and hors d'oeuvres, about 30 minutes after the reception had started, all of a sudden I heard Keith scream "What do you mean you've never heard of me?!" I mean he literally screamed it! The band and saxophonist stopped playing, as the entire bridal guest list gazed over toward Keith, who was now beet-red in the face and fuming! Keith then took one of his smoothies and heaved it across the room, nailing one of my guests in her face! Keith then grabbed a hold of his smoothie stand and flipped it over all over the floor! Spilling all of his smoothie contents along the way, he ran up to the band, ripped the microphone out of the singer's hands, and started yelling at the top of his lungs in the microphone!
"ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF ME?! STEP FORWARD! LET'S GO, YOU COWARDS!!! I'M KEITH FRIBERG!" Of course, needless-to-say, everyone in my entire bridal party rushed the stage, attempting to attack Keith. Keith literally man-handled every guest at my party one by one. I saw him lay such vicious punches on my best man! Noses and cheekbones were being shattered one by one, as Keith just viciously kept attacking! After about 16 to 20 of the men had failed to apprehend Keith, the remainder of the party refrained from attacking him and just sat there staring at him with such fear! After everyone had given up attacking Keith, and every single male on my guest list were laid out on the ground knocked out unconscious, Keith again grabbed the microphone. "YOU'RE ALL TRASH! YOU'RE ALL TRASH! YOU'RE ALL TRASH!", he kept repeating. "I'll break you in half like this!", he screamed, as he gestured breaking someone literally in half. This freak of nature then grabbed his shirt collar, and tore the shirt clean off his back! The 6 foot 6 inch, 270 pound monster stood center-stage challenging anyone else who would step up. He pointed at my 92-year old grandfather and said "How about you, old man?! You've been talking trash all night! Get over here!" I cannot believe he was literally challenging my grandfather to a fight! The police showed up and apprehended Keith, only to let him go home about 15 minutes later. They explained to me that they can't arrest him because his actions are caused by a medical condition, which he takes medicine for. After a full 24 hours of cleaning this entire nightmare up, my wife and I went home with no sleep.
Now, just yesterday, I received a letter in the mail from Keith Friberg "Cafe Body." Expecting a huge apology letter, I opened it to find a BILL! Shocked, astonished, and confused, I quickly dialed the phone to get a hold of Keith. One of his employees told me that Keith was on vacation and wouldn't be back for a few weeks. Not only was I shocked to find a bill, but the amount was ludicrous! He charged me over $12,000 for basically ruining my entire wedding! He also put on the bill that he had to seek medical treatment after the incident. He claimed he suffered "broken hands" during the altercation. His charges included being unable to make smoothies, therefore missing out on an entire month of work, two broken hands due to ME starting fights at MY wedding, mental and physical stress due to the events at the wedding, destroyed original Cafe Body smoothie counter, destroyed smoothie ingredients, blenders, and miscellaneous tools! He even had a charge on there for "the embarrassment of working the wedding"! The worst charge of all, was that he charged me "goodness of his heart" by sacrificing a day of work at his smoothie stand in the gym to come work my wedding!
I will let everyone know that I WILL NOT pay this $12,000. Not one penny. I don't care if I have to file bankruptcy, Keith is not getting a single penny from him. I will be contacting the authorities, and the Better Business Bureau. This man needs to be shut down immediately |
