**********NOTE:
On Dec 2 2009, between 12:15pm and 12:30pm, hundreds of flyers were
posted at every floor and elevators of the twin buildings of PIMCO global
headquarter Newport Beach about an unwelcomed employee, Joyce Chang.
This scene has been captured by PIMCO's lunch
traffic and entertained many employees who laughed really crazy for the
pre-lunch salad treat. And PIMCO has been really panic to worry the media will
catch up with this.
Ever since then, Joyce Chang lives like an underdog
but tries hard to salvage herself by re-establish a fake image of herself. There is NO chance left for you to undone
what you have done and hide it. PERIOD. *************
I am Joyce Chang...no not joyce dumb though they pronounced close. I work
for PIMCO, graduated from NYU 2007. Below is more details about me:
1. I graduated from NYU, a school considered to be way below the top tier
such as Columbia, Stanford, Harvard, Wharton etc. But I am happy I could even
get accepted by a college because I am a little academic dumb.
2. Currently I work for PIMCO as a product associate, a position at the
bottom floor level of the company, and I make very little money because I don't
make much contribution to the company and I am not outstanding at all I am
just an excel cruncher. But I tried to boast myself because no one knows how
much I make. And I'll never ever mention PIMCO is just a bond shop, I want to
fool people into believing I work for a stock company.
3. Even I am nothing in the industry, I tried to act
like something: I am extremely material and power driven, and I'll ensure I got
whatever I want at any cost of others, including using them to serve as my
stepping stones.
4. I am a slut hoe in nature, I serve anyone
(especially those public cockers: greedy, extreme self-centrism, and get laid
around the globe) I feel satisfy me materially or biologically, on a temporary
basis is not a concern at all. I am a risk taker of being ?in the moment'!
Being cheated by a cocker is just a dumb but willing to serve upon knowing the
fact it is a cocker means I am definitely a whore!!
5. I am extremely well in cleaning after myself.
I'll make sure some victims to carry on the ugly spots for me. And I'll paint a
fake picture of myself being a quite opposite of the real me by cheating people
that I care about others and I am quite someone in a great company. Put it
simply, when I shit on others, I told people it is not my shit but others' shit
instead, got it??
6. I also have connections to some craps of the
society and they know where I live (you know what I mean).
As you know, I got some serious head damage so I
don't think things goes around doesn't comes around. I can just do whatever to
others to serve myself and then get away, my life starts brand new and I
totally have no problem live happily above others.
Joyce Chang
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