Diana Prause Cedar Park Texas

She makes deadly farts and barfs on her dinner dates

4th of Oct, 2012 by Whattaloadabull

I would like to alert the public about a 43 year old woman who resides in Texas. Her name is Diana Jo Prause and she works for Dell computers located in Cedar Park Texas.

I am a 45 year old man who found Diana on Craigslist. I wanted to find out more about her, so I decided to invite her on a date to a very fancy restaurant.

She arrived dressed like a slob. It was so embarrassing! She also didn't wash her hair and she smelled of alcohol.

She sat down and wasn't even interested to talk to me, she immediately wanted to order the most expensive dish and wine on the menu.

Not long into the date she started farting. At first I thought it was just an accident, but then it happened a second time, this time really loud and so smelly, a lady who was sitting at a table closest to us passed out.

I tried to hold my cool. I was hungry and the food came. Not long after she started eating, she leaned forward and barfed right on my lap.

That was just it! I paid the bill and walked out of the restaurant.

Do not date this woman, she is mentally sick.

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4431 days ago by Jong

yes, diana jo prause is a sick person.

4431 days ago by Jong

4431 days ago by Franticguy

When we arranged to meet up I saw her from a distance, then I just disappeared, so glad I didn't go as far as getting into a restaurant.

4430 days ago by Liratree

OMG